Our World Cruise on            the Amsterdam will be stopping at about 44 ports in 22            countries on            4 continents. Most port stays are 9 to 12 hours, with none            less than            8 hours in duration. At some of the major ports like Sydney,            Hong            Kong, Singapore, Dubai, etc. we will be spending several days            in the            same port. Lots of sight seeing and shopping opportunities.            I'm glad            I am not a shopper else I would return with several more            suitcases.
      
Of course between            ports of call we will also be spending many days at sea            without sight            of land, the longest stretches being over eight days between            Panama            and French Polynesia, and over seven days crossing the            Atlantic on            our return to Port Everglades from Europe.
      
Many cruises are            advertised as "World" travels, but I have learned this            itinerary            actually is a true circumnavigation of the earth, and            certainly is            deserving of the name "World Cruise".       
      
The first recorded            circumnavigation of the earth was Ferdinand Magellan's            expedition of            1522. There have been many others since, not only by sailing            ships,            but more recently by planes, spacecraft, small single handed            water            craft, balloons and other modes of transportation.
      
The first of the            two            antipodal points we will cross will be as we cruise from            Waitangi, to            Auckland, New Zealand and the second as we approach the            straight of            Gibraltar on our way to Cadiz, Spain after leaving Barcelona.
      
The other            requirements            for true circumnavigation of the earth are to travel basically            in one            direction, and to begin and end at the same location. The            Amsterdam            will be headed more or less west for the entire cruise, and we            leave            from and return to Port Everglades, Florida.
      
There is another            advantage to continually traveling westerly. Over the period            of 4            months I will have 24 days during which I get an extra hour of            sleep.            Great, much easier on the internal clock than losing an hour.            Of            course there is no such thing as a free lunch, also as a            result of            going west I lose January 28 completely. It won't exist for            me. I            hope nothing important is going to happen that day, I'll miss            it.
      
I'm sure you have            noticed that I have been using words like "should" and            "about".            This is because sea travel in many ways is the same today as            it was            100 years ago, and has similarities to most public            transportation in            the US today. There is a schedule, and there are plans, and            sometimes            things are on schedule and other times they are not.       
      
The itinerary for            this            cruise was planned several years ago, and already there have            been            changes, and there may be more for any number of reasons.            Pirates may            become more aggressively active, especially off the coast of            Somalia            where they have taken over a number of ships in recent years            for            ransom. Political climates may change and suddenly the ship is            no            longer welcome to visit. Terrorists are causing unrest in many            corners of the world, and the prudent decision may be to avoid            certain ports that previously were deemed safe.
      
Hurricanes,            typhoons            and severe storms will alter our course, guaranteed. The            captain will            do everything possible to avoid being caught in a dangerous            storm.            And of course human and mechanical breakdowns may force the            ship to            seek the closest port, not the next one on our planned            journey. We            don't hope for these disruptions, and we don't anticipate            encountering these obstacles, but if we do, safety at sea            comes first            and plans are sometimes altered. That is just the way it is.
      
The map shows our            projected route, it may change.
      
Jan 5th            is            approaching quickly, and if all goes as planned at least until            then,            my next post will be from somewhere on the high seas as I            begin my            115 day World Cruise 2016.
      
      
      
                            
 
 
 
            
        
          
        
          
        
I has been about 10            weeks since I made the decision to circumnavigate the World on            the            Holland American ship ms Amsterdam, and less than two weeks            until I            depart. For those of you that know me, it will come as no            surprise            that I have everything ready to go except for putting stuff            neatly in            the suitcases. Yes that is plural, I don't think I have ever            cruised            before with more than one suitcase. I will need two for all my            clothes and miscellaneous stuff, and a carry-on for those            things I            don't dare trust to the luggage gorillas like my boarding            pass,            passport, prescriptions, camera, computer, etc.       
A number of the            preparations for this cruise have been interesting to say the            least.            How many razor blades do I need for 4 months? How much            toothpaste?            How much shaving cream? Questions I have never bothered to            think            about in my entire life are now very important.       
I very rarely have            ever used a "to pack" list to travel, I would just gather up            my            stuff and go, but the consequences of forgetting something            important            are just too great on this adventure. My "need to take" list            has            over 100 items, and a single item like "dress shirts" really            means 5 or 6 individual shirts.
Some items are            rather            obscure, and easily overlooked, like the foam inserts for my            shoes.            One pair won't last me 4 months, I need to take replacements.            I know            from experience that 2032 coin cell batteries are impossible            to find            on a ship or in most ports. Better bring spares. Same with AAA            batteries for my computer mouse. The list goes on....
If you have read my            previous posts you may remember the difficulties I had when I            tried            to be proactive and replace the battery in my pocket watch.            They            broke the crystal when trying to put the back on. The store            did the            right thing, and took the watch to a jeweler to be repaired.            It            arrived at my house a few days after I returned from my cruise            on the            Vision of The Seas. The watch looked great. I set the time,            and            within a few minutes the watch stopped. I tried a second time,            and            the same behavior. Looking very carefully with a magnifier I            could            easily see that the second hand had been bent and was catching            on the            minute hand almost every minute. Reminds me of a phrase I used            often            during my career. Once a job is screwed up, it would remain            screwed            up.
I return to the            battery store. Everyone remembered the watch with the            shattered            crystal. I set the watch carefully on the counter. It wasn't            running.            The clerk changed the time, the second hand began to move and            then            stopped over the minute hand. What could they say? They said            they            would take it to the jeweler to be repaired, again.       
Being a little            skeptical at this point, I decided it would be prudent to            purchase            myself a Christmas present, an old fashioned wind up            mechanical            pocket watch. No battery to replace, no outside vendor to rely            on. I            order one, it arrives in a few days, and I will take it to sea            with            me. Now if I only can remember to wind it each day.
A number of the            preparations I needed to make were relatively easy. The IRS            posted            the required form to request a filing extension over a month            ago.            Quickly completed and sent in the mail. I don't know how long            the            treasury has had it, but there is now an online system where            you can            schedule tax payments up to a year before the payment date.            Set the            date, amount, what type of tax and the funds are moved from            your            designated bank account on the scheduled day. No writing post            dated            checks and hoping someone remembers to mail on time.
I needed to update            my            home security alarm system so it could be easily monitored by            my            children that live nearby. Easily done by the alarm company in            less            than four hours. If I have the internet speed, I can even            monitor            cameras inside of my house from anywhere in the world. And to            think            if I were taking a trip like this 50 years ago I probably            would leave            without even locking the front door.
The main water            shutoff            to my house didn't work well, so I took this trip as an excuse            to            replace the valve along with the 16 year old water heater            since the            plumber had to redo some of the pipes to the water heater to            replace            the valve. The plumber arrived on schedule and made quick work            of the            repairs. I think I can cruise for at least 10 years without            having to            be concerned about the water heater starting to leak while I            am gone.
I only had one            appointment to reschedule, a regular dental checkup that I            postponed            a few months. All of my other doctors I just scheduled after            my            return. My cardiologist was most humorous when he told the            receptionist to "just make Steve's appointment for whenever he            wants" a stark contradiction to most providers that want to            schedule appointments as frequently as possible without being            challenged by the insurance companies.
I did run into one            issue that I will share so someone else doesn't get caught.            Before I            even booked this cruise I called my Medicare Prescription            Insurance            company to ask what I needed to do to get the extra            prescriptions I            needed for the cruise as normally I get only a 90 day supply.            I was            told this is a common occurrence and all I needed to do was            call them            before I ordered the refills, and they would enter a vacation            override into my account. They also told me to be aware that            they            will only do this once per year. Sounded simple enough to me,            or so I            thought.
When I called the            insurance company in early December to arrange the vacation            over ride            so I could order prescriptions to last me thru May 10th,            I            was told it could not be done. Surprise, they do not allow a            vacation            override to transition the end of the year, a major detail            they            failed to mention previously, and ordering in January doesn't            allow            enough time for processing and shipping! I expect this is            unique to            my policy or unique to United Health Care, as I know other            passengers            ordered extra medications without issue. Fortunately for me,            this is            not causing any problem as I learned many many years ago the            value of            maintaining a small stock pile of drugs I take on a regular            basis.            Over the years this has carried my through labor strikes, lost            shipments, manufacturing shortages, and botched paper work.            I'm saved            again by planning ahead for the unexpected, or as we said in            the Boy            Scouts: "Be Prepared".
What about money?            Credit cards are fine for major purchases while in another            country,            but the vendor on the street corner usually isn't equipped to            handle            credit cards. There was much discussion on the Cruise Critic            web site            as to whether or not Holland America would have a currency            exchange            on board. Some passengers said they did in the past. Customer            Service            gave many different answers depending on who you spoke to or            maybe            who was asking them, and HAL's printed documentation says both            yes            and no, depending on which page you are reading. Some            passengers will            believe the answer they want, I won't speculate but will know            the            correct answer by May. I'm not waiting that long.
Again, I take the            no            frustration approach and arrange to take 15 different            currencies with            me. I must say that the paper bills of many other countries            are much            more attractive than US bills.       
I also call my two            credit card companies to tell them of my foreign travel plans.            They            have entirely different approaches. The representative at card            one,            took notes on the 30 countries I would be visiting, and the            dates            that I would be there, only to discover that she couldn't            enter more            than a few into the system database. I suggested she have a            conversation with a manager and she did, but the manager had            no            suggestions. The end result, the system says to read her notes            if            there is any question.
The second card            company took a different approach. The note in their system            only says            I will be "out of the country" with no indication of where. I            was            then told if I have a problem with the card being accepted, I            was to            call them. Probably will work from a security standpoint, but            certainly not very customer friendly for me. Fortunately this            is my            backup card, and I don't expect to be using it.
One of the best            things            to transpire since the time of booking, was that about a dozen            passengers got together for an afternoon just to meet each            other and            spend some time getting to know one another. It was a great            idea, and            everyone had a wonderful time. A special thanks to our            gracious hosts            Mel and Karen. This now puts me in the position of being able            to            predict with 100% confidence that I will know some other            passengers            when I board the ship.
Thru my travel            agent I            made arrangements for my daughter and her husband to board the            ship            as visitors on our day of embarkation. With increased security            concerns, the cruise lines are not as open to visitors as in            years            past. The only visitors I have seen in the last few years were            travel            agency personnel or prospective employees.       
Since Adrienne and            Steve are avid cruisers themselves, it is going to be painful            to            board a ship, and then be asked to leave a few hours later. On            the            other hand, I doubt if there will be any passengers close to            their            age on the ship, and they may be just as happy to not be stuck            with a            group of mostly "mature" cruisers. These four months will            probably be the longest period of time in her entire life she            has            spent without seeing me. We will survive.
Speaking of pain,            Adrienne's gall bladder surgery took longer than expected, but            "Griffin" is no more. She is still recovering, and has been            released by her doctor to return to work in a few days with            minor            restrictions.
We will be driving            to            Port Everglades on the morning of January 5. Boarding is            expected to            begin about 11 AM, however the ship does not leave until 11 PM            that            night. The latest in the day I have ever started a cruise. I            haven't            heard any official explanation, but I assume the long            turnaround time            allows for late arriving passengers, more time to load the            large            amounts of luggage and provisions, and more time for the            complex            check in process with many passengers having visas that must            be            checked prior to boarding.
There were many            other            details to work out, but I think they are all taken care of            and I            still have time to enjoy the Holidays and hopefully to post            information about the ships itinerary.
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Day 9 - We arrive at George            Town, Grand Cayman on time in mid-morning, anchor off shore            and            tender to the port. We are one of four ships in port, two            Royal            Caribbean ships, One Celebrity ship and the Zenith currently owned by a French company but previously sailing under the Celebrity and then the Pullmantur Brand of RCCL. 
Each tender carries about 250 passengers, and            it            appears there are at least three tenders serving each ship.            The dock,            tour staging areas and the local shopping area are quite            crowded.       
I don't remember            ever            having taken a shore excursion in George Town, so several days            ago I            selected "Land and Sea". A semi submarine boat trip combined            with            a bus tour of the island.
When I returned to            my            cabin last night there was a note on my door, and a phone            message.            The boat had mechanical problems and would not operate. I            could            either cancel the entire trip, or take just the land portion            with a            50% refund. I elect to take the land portion.
The temperature is            about the same it has been for days, in the high 80's, but            unlike            during our previous ports the wind is very light so it feels            much            more uncomfortable. I have about a 45 minute wait before the            tour bus            departs.
Our first stop is            at            the "turtle farm" where turtles are grown for meat. They don't            export any, as their entire production is consumed locally.
After a 30 or 45            minute visit where everyone is given the opportunity to hold a            turtle            about the size of a dinner plate, and to browse the always            present            gift shop, we return to the bus for a 2 minute trip to the            "Tortuga            Rum Cake Factory". The samples are very good, but "factory"            should have been spelled "sales store". Tortuga Rum Cake            products            are found all over the islands and on may cruise ships. I            think it            would be impossible to produce them all in the back room of            this            retail outlet, but maybe they are.
I may have            discovered            the Karma of all the "time" issues I have encountered.            Possibly            my time is up as I am definitely headed to "Hell" now. We            drive            on to our next destination. Yes, "Hell" really is the name of            the            town. We can buy postcards and mail them from the post office.            Of            course there are many souvenirs touting the towns name. Hell            was            pretty much as I expected, but much smaller.
The rest of our            excursion is uneventful. The speakers in the bus are so            distorted I            don't think anyone is able to understand what the driver is            saying.            As I head back to the ship on the tender, I consider there may            have            been a reason I never took, or don't remember having taken            this tour            before.
Tonight, dinner is            the            one that many passengers have been waiting for. Finally            lobster tails            are on the menu. Obviously I am in the minority by choosing            prime            rib. The menu is quite different with only three entrees being            offered. It is labeled as a Holiday menu. They have prepared a            special cake for desert which is quite good. Even though this            is the            only time lobster has been offered in the dining room, guests            may            have as much as they want. It is not uncommon to see people            have two            or three tails.
I do have to add,            that            our table is seated and served correctly, again by Warren.            Four of my            table mates are new, while two of them I have dined with            earlier in            the cruise.
I learn that            Adrienne's troublesome gall bladder has been named "Griffin" by her            friend            Amie. Griffin won't be around long as 24            hours after we return to the port of Tampa her surgeon will            remove            "him".
Day 10 - At Sea –            We            proceed north westerly around the western tip of Cuba, and            west of            the Florida Keys. The weather is definitely cooler, probably            in the            mid to high 70's and the skies are mostly cloudy. We did have            a            shower earlier in the morning, and the decks are still wet.
After breakfast I            attend the captain's corner where the top officers are asked            many            questions from the passengers. It is obvious there are many            seasoned            travelers as there are few of the usual silly questions like            "does            the crew go back to port every night to sleep?"       
As the day            progresses,            the seas lay down to almost perfectly flat. Since I have a            credit            balance on my shipboard account from the canceled tour of the            previous day, I decide to have a steak from the specialty            restaurant            "Chops" for dinner.
There is next to no            line waiting to be seated tonight. I am whisked off to the            same table            as I have had the last several nights. This time I am the 5th            person to arrive. Within 10 minutes the last couple arrives            and we            soon order dinner, and all are served together. At the last            dinner of            the cruise it is apparent that Dan has made some progress with            the            dining room staff.
My tenderloin steak            is            perfectly prepared, and we enjoy our last dinner together. We            say our            goodbyes and I give everyone this blog address.
Dan stops me on the            way out of the dining room. I express my compliments on the            improvements I have seen in the last few days. A smile comes            across            his face as he confides he has kept his dining room staff            every night            until 1:00 AM to give them additional training. Obviously it            has            worked, and pretty much provides proof that the feedback of a            guest            can make a difference.
After dinner I go            to            the Schooner Bar for an after dinner drink. Adrienne, Steve            and half            a dozen friends are gathered to play musical trivia. I am            absolutely            no help, but they get many correct, but not enough to win the            coveted            grand prize of a plastic Royal Caribbean key chain.
I stay for a while            chatting with Steve #1. This is Steve #1 because he concedes            that he            might be a day or two older than I am. I am Steve #2, and            Adrienne's            husband Steve is Steve #3, the youngest of the Steve's. There            were a            few other lounge guests that claimed to also be named Steve,            but I am            doubtful. The declarations may have been a result of the brief            discussion that maybe there should be a "Steve" cruise.
Very            uncharacteristic            for me, but I actually did 99% of my packing in the afternoon            before            dinner. Shortly after 10 I retire to my cabin for the night.            Tomorrow            morning it is back to reality. Drive home, unpack, and begin            final            preparations for my next cruise.
                
 
 
 
            
        
          
        
          
        
                                        
Day 8 – At Sea -              The              weather continues to be near perfect. We are headed on a              north              westerly course and the wind is behind us making the              apparent wind on              deck very light. Many passengers decide it is a perfect day              to lay              out in the sun, but I am not one of them. I stay out of the              sun most              of the time except back home when I go to the pool early in              the              morning before the sun is very high in the sky.
I decide today to              splurge for breakfast and have an egg omelet. During buffet              breakfast              hours eggs are cooked to order and brought to your table in              the              Windjammer. Eggs are good and I even have a couple of slices              of              bacon.
I take several              walks              around various decks just for the exercise. Something I              never paid              much attention to before, in addition to the regular              lifeboats which              are large enough to hold all passengers and crew, deck 5 aft              the ship              also carries inflatable rafts capable of holding an              additional 1600              people. There are also more life rafts forward, but I didn't              count              them. Maybe some other day.
On previous              cruises I              have seen the crew training in the use of the rafts. As part              of the              exercise they put the raft in the pool, flip it upside down              and the              crew members take turns righting the raft and helping other              members              climb in from the water. I don't expect to ever need to use              them, but              it is nice to have a little idea how they work just in case.                    
During the early              afternoon I make several posts to my blog including sending              some              pictures of Curacao. The process was very slow and time              consuming.              For the next few days I have free internet time, but that              isn't              always the case. I will learn when I return home if the              process              completed correctly.         
Dan, the dining              room              manager calls me to ask how the dining room went last night.              I relate              that it was better, but he acknowledged that the seating              process was              not up to his expectations. After 20 or 25 minutes on the              phone I was              almost beginning to feel that he was looking for me to help              solve his              seating problems.
I don't know why,              but              30 minutes later a small plate of cheese and fruit arrives              at my              room. Usually there is an attached note that indicates the              who, what,              and why. There is no note, and the room service delivery              person has              no idea. I suspect it was sent by Dan.
The usual crowd              gathers in the Diamond lounge at 4 PM. It is our second              formal night,              and fewer people are dressed up than during the first formal              night. A              very typical pattern.
I am seated on              the              opposite side of the room with new people and a new waiter,              Warren.              Amazing. It finally happens, we all order and eat together!              I'm              almost in shock.
After dinner I go              to              the room to ditch the jacket and tie, and head to the main              theater to              catch the evenings show. My decision to go early was a good              one as              nearly all seats were taken 25 minutes before show time.              "Horizon"              is a 3 member male group that does a Motown show. Not              exactly my              preferred type of music, but they put on an excellent show              that was              appreciated by the audience.
I realize that I              need              to figure out a better method of naming posts. I am always              writing              after the fact, so to use the actual date becomes              problematic. Often              a single post covers more than one sea day, so sea day may              not work              well. Unfortunately I have no control over the date that is              used in              the blog index, the entry in the index is the date that the              server              receives the post. I will work on this, and hopefully devise              a              protocol that is less confusing.
                            
 
 
 
            
        
          
        
          
        
Day 7 Aruba – The            ship arrives at 7:00 and the tours start leaving at 7:30.            There are 4            bus loads of passengers taking the "Best of Aruba" tour. I am            supposed to meet Marilyn in the terminal building at the            staging area            for tours at 7:45. I'm there about 10 minutes early. I know            she is up            and about as we pass in the Windjammer a little after 7:00.
The first 3 buses            leave, the fourth is loading and it is now 7:55. No Marilyn in            sight.            Sorry Marilyn, you are a big girl, I board the bus without            you. The            bus pulls away to begin our tour. It would be sad if she            missed the            bus, but I really hold out that we just missed each other. It            was a            last minute decision the afternoon before for her to even take            this            tour, and she specifically booked this one because I would be            on it.            I wonder what happened.
About an hour later            at            one of the tour stops, I see Marilyn walking across the            parking lot.            When she saw the buses were starting to load, she thought            maybe she            had missed me and got on the first bus before I even arrived.                
The tour hasn't            changed much since the last time I took a similar tour about 3            years            ago. Like Bonaire and Curacao, much of the island is desert.            The east            shore is barren rock and is constantly being pounded by the            heavy            surf from the prevailing easterly winds, much of the            vegetation is            cactus and reminds me of the Arizona landscape. The large            hotels tend            to be on the west side of the island where the seas are calmer            and            the beaches are plentiful.
Our tour stops at            the            Aruba Aloe factory, actually I think every tour stops here. We            are            presented with a short tour, a sales pitch that reminds me of            the            snake oil salesmen seen in the wild west movies, and of course            the            opportunity to make a purchase. I decline as usual.
The weather remains            unchanged, warm, sunny skies, and a constant breeze to provide            some            relief from the sun. My tour guide is good, and I get the            impression            from Marilyn that her tour guide was excellent.
Besides Adrienne            and            Steve there are another young diamond member couple that we            see            almost every night for drinks. Regina and Scott are on their            honeymoon, having been married only a week of so. They            auditioned and            were selected for the Love and Marriage show. I didn't see the            live            show, but as usual it is played over and over on TV throughout            the            rest of the cruise. There are now 2000 people that know more            about            them than they ever thought they would divulge. Probably some            things            that I would find embarrassing to even write about, so I            won't.
Dan, the Maitre D'            leaves me a message as he promised. He assures me that when I            arrive            in the dining room at my reserved time of 5:45 I will be            seated            properly. I arrive and escorted to a table not far from where            I was            seated the night before. I sit down, and quickly evaluate the            surroundings. The guests are different and we have a different            waiter. Four of the guests have ordered, and two others are            still            reading a menu as I sit down.
Is this the way it            is            supposed to be? No. Is it as bad as the previous night? No. Is            it            slightly better. Yes.
We all introduce            ourselves. The lasagna is excellent, and uncharacteristically            I order            one scoop of chocolate ice cream for desert.
During dinner I            learn            several of my table mates had overhead my conversation with            the            manager the previous night. (Dan, not me, chose to have our            discussion in the middle of dining room.) I was thanked for            speaking            up as they had similar problems but were too timid to say            anything.
I go to the theater            35            minutes before show time to hopefully get a choice of seats.            Wrong            again, there are just a few scattered seats around the            theater. I            decide to take advantage of being a Diamond Plus member and            sit in            the section usually reserved for us. Wrong again, another perk            for            being "Loyal to Royal" has been removed, at least on this            ship.            There is a section for suite guests, but not for any of the            Crown and            Anchor loyalty groups.
I find a seat in            the            last row of the balcony and enjoy an excellent headliner show.            Jerry            Goodspeed, a comedian and ventriloquist. For those of you that            are            not familiar with the routine, Each ship usually has a            resident show            that will play every week for years. The other nights are            filled in            by "headliners", acts that come on board for one show. They            usually join the ship at one port, do a show, disembark at the            next            port and then go to another ship.
I don't have the            ability to put captions with images, so I will just write a            little            bit here. The cactus is typical of much of the landscape in            Aruba and            the other islands. The lighthouse is in the process of being            refurbished. It is a popular tourist attraction that has been            closed            for many years. There are two things that should be noted.            First it            is Sunday, and very few people are willing to work on Sundays            in            Aruba. Some shops are opened just for the tourists, but most            local            businesses are closed. Secondly note how the scaffold is being            built.            Each piece is handed man to man to the top of the tower. No            cranes or            bucket lifts for this job.
                
 
 
 
The white piles are 99.9% pure salt awaiting loading onto ship for export. The pink coloring of the evaporation pools is caused by a bacteria that only grows in water of extremely high salt content. 
The natural harbor            divides the colorful city of Curacao. 
The floating bridge, originally built in the late 1800's is now used only for foot traffic. It opens frequently to allow marine traffic to pass. Dozens of tanker ships bring crude oil from Venezuela and carry finished products to the US and Europe.
A modern high arched bridge            carries            vehicle traffic across the channel. 
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Day 4 - I spend            part            of the second day at sea writing the last post. Then I decide            to work            on some model train stuff. I am in the process of writing            documentation for the Club's sectional layout. It basically            exists in            scattered bits and pieces, but needs to be cleaned up,            consolidated,            and printed for member use in the years to come.
Since I find the            Concierge Lounge to be a comfortable place, I stay, planning            to leave            about 3:30 to get ready for evening activities. About 2:45            Jeannie,            Tom, and several others come into the lounge. Within 5 minutes            the            lounge is full, and a waiter comes over and asks what I would            like to            drink. I politely tell him that I will wait an hour or so            until            cocktail hour, when Jeannie says it is cocktail hour. I look            again at            my computer and it isn't even 3:00 yet. Then it dawns on me            that the            "time" karma has struck again. Since I have not connected to            the            internet, my computer is still on the last time zone. I pack            up my            computer, order a drink, and apologize to others for not being            properly attired for the Concierge Lounge cocktail hour. I'm            forgiven, the lounge host either doesn't see that I am wearing            shorts            or chooses to ignore the fact, and cocktails begin.
I have dinner plans            with Adrienne and friends at Chops tonight. We enjoy a good            but not            exceptional dinner. The appetizers were excellent and            creative, the            tenderloin only so so, and the deserts ran the full range of            tasteless to excellent. None of us left hungry.
Several of us            decide            to go to see the magician "Puck" at 8:30 in the main theater.            Just the same as the previous night the theater was at            capacity. We            find one seat for Marilyn, Steve and I stand along the back            wall in            the balcony. Puck was good, but he was upstaged big time by            the two            lady volunteers he randomly picked from the audience. All he            could            say was "I picked them."
Day 5 – We            arrive in Bonaire on schedule. The skies are partly cloudy            with            temperatures in the high 80's with a nice breeze. The majority            of            passengers get off the ship. The shopping area here is small,            but            very convenient to the ship. I am taking a tour, "Bonaire            Highlights", a little later this afternoon. All aboard is            6:30, the            same time as my tour returns. No cocktails before dinner            tonight, but            I have no concern that the ship will leave without me, one of            the            benefits of booking tours with the cruise line.
Second thought,            maybe            cocktails when I board, but no dinner. That might be a better            plan. I            check out the evenings menu, it is confirmed, cocktails and            Park            Avenue for a snack – no dining room tonight.
Our tour guide is            an            American transplant from Iowa that moved to Bonaire 35 years            ago to            operate a dive shop. Eventually he graduated to technical            diving, and            today only dives occasionally. Diving is still a major            attraction of            Bonaire. Most divers dive directly from the rocky shore. Until            a few            years ago there was a world class pink sand beach on Bonaire,            but            all the sand was washed away during a rare storm.
Cruise ships began            to            bring tourists about ten years ago. Now about one ship per            week, but            occasionally as many as four per week visit the island. The            smallest            of the ABC islands with 18,000 people, the tourist            infrastructure is            not very extensive. The island offers few jobs that pay more            than the            minimum $5.00 per hour wage. Salt production, operated by            Cargil is            still a major operation, and the only export of the island.            Much of            the island is national park land with goats and donkeys            running where            ever they want.       
The highlight of            our            tour occurred at a stop at a small cultural museum. While the            20            tourists, the tour guide, and the bus driver were off the bus,            it            began to roll down a hill. The driver was in fast pursuit and            quickly            brought the bus under control before there was any damage.            Such            things can't be planned, they just seem to happen.
December 5, day 6 –            After a very slow cruise, we arrive on schedule in Curacao. I            quickly            learn the floating bridge has been in operation for two weeks            after a            major repair project. This actually is a couple of weeks ahead            of            schedule. Another gorgeous day for the tourists. 85 degrees,            mostly            sunny with the normal brisk prevailing winds from the East.            This time            of year should be the rainy season, but fortunately for the            tourists            and unfortunately for the locals, rain has been very scarce            this            year.
Many passengers are            taking one of the dozens of tours offered here, there are            several            shopping areas within easy walking distance of the ship. With            departure not scheduled until 9:30 tonight, I expect many            passengers            will dine and/or drink in one of the many local            establishments.
Tourism is the            biggest            contributor to the local economy. This is followed by oil            refining of            crude from Venezuela and exporting refined products to the US            and            Europe. There is also a major dry dock operation here,            repairing over            400 ships every year. On my last vist, they were working on a            very            large oil platform, this time an ocean floor cable laying            ship.
As with the other            Dutch islands, all of the buildings are painted brightly            colored            pastels. The story goes this was dictated by a government            official            that just happened to have a major interest in a paint            company.            Regardless whether or not this is true, the result in a            colorful            palette of building colors.
As expected the            passenger manifest for this cruise is heavily biased towards            retired            seniors. I have heard there are about 6 little kids, and would            guess            less than 10 percent of the passengers are under 55. This is            just to            help me adjust my expectations for my world cruise next month            where I            expect to be one of the youngest passengers.       
I have learned an            advantage of the more mature passenger demographics. I am not            as            likely to be the slowest walker in the tour group. This is the            first            time in my life I have ever experienced this. I now walk            faster than            half the other passengers instead of being slower than 99            percent of            them. There are advantages to maturing. (We try to never use            any word            that begins with old....)
The downside of            having            two hip replacements is that I can't even get near a security            checkpoint without setting off the alarms. Every time I board            the            ship I am pulled aside for special attention. I get used to            this            pretty quickly. I don't know if it just this ship, or the            result of            some of the recent world events, but a number of passengers            have been            asked to remove their shoes. I have escaped that, which is            rather            surprising considering the size of my left shoe. Probably            could hold            a quart of gin if hollowed out. Maybe another way to sneak            booze on            board.
The "my time            dining"            is experiencing major operational problems. After again being            seated            with others that are served their main course before the            waiter even            takes my order, I decide it is time for a conversation with            the            manager of the dining room, an Assistant Maitre D' that            formerly was            on the Monarch. I hold little hope that he will be able to fix            any of            the problems before the end of the cruise, but if he is not            told he            can't even begin to address them. I learn that I am only one            of many            that have brought the problems to his attention. From what I            hear the            main dining room is working better. He promised he would be            back with            me before dinner the next night. Time will tell.
                            
 
 
 
            
        
          
        
          
        
Day 1 - This is my last            cruise            before I depart for 115 day around the world journey in            January. My            first and only opportunity to test the process for maintaining            a blog            from sea where internet connections are often marginal at            best.            Obviously if you are reading this everything worked, or maybe            I will            have posted it after I return home. I will let you know later. (Worked as expected, some editing done after my arrival home.)
This cruise is also            unusual for me in that my daughter Adrienne, her husband and            several            or their friends are also accompanying me. Well I should turn            that            around. Technically I am accompanying her as she booked the            cruise            first and after I saw where it was going, I also decided to go            along.            The quick version, our third stop will be Curacao, my favorite            port            in the Caribbean. More on Curacao in a few days.
We all meet at            Adrienne's house 30 minutes before our agreed upon time. The            luggage            is loaded in my van, and then had to be rearranged and            reloaded again            as the tailgate just wouldn't close. The second attempt was            successful and we were on our way a few minutes before our            planned            departure from Clermont.
After an easy drive            to            Tampa we park off site from the terminal at a small lot aptly            called            "Park4Cruise". They load our luggage and shuttle us off to the            pier, less than a 10 minute process. Check in is very smooth,            much            easier and better organized than I often encounter at larger            ports.
Since I hadn't            bothered to make my "My Time Dining" reservations beforehand,            I go to the dining room to take care of that little detail.            There are a            dozen or so other people waiting, and I soon overhear several            conversations about what day it is. One woman was thinking it            was            Saturday, while another was trying to correct her and explain            that it            was Monday. The discussion continued and soon several other            people            entered the conversation with varying views. I was pretty sure            it was            Monday but didn't feel I could add much to the deliberation.            As the            conversation carries on I discover the issue arose because the            "Cruise Compass" schedule printed for all passengers included            a            few errors. The dates were correct, and the port of calls were            correct, but the day of the week was listed incorrectly as            Saturday            instead of Monday.
This confusion            continued as there was another reference to departing            Barcelona, and            announcements were made from the bridge that referred to us            leaving            "Key West" and sailing out under the Sunshine Bridge.
As usual on nearly            every ship I board I soon run into a number of fellow            passengers that            I know. The muster drill is efficient and well organized.            There are            about 400 Diamond and above Crown and Anchor loyalty guests.            The            lounges will be quickly overfilled, so I go early to secure a            seat. I            am successful, and enjoy a few beverages with friends before            dinner.
Tuesday morning's            announcement had us arriving in "Tampa". I'll just attribute            these mistakes to time warp when traveling. All said and done            it            doesn't really matter what day it is, the ship just goes where            it            goes and gets there when it does. The day of the week really            isn't            relevant.       
I have never sailed            on            The Vision of The Seas, and didn't expect to know any of the            crew or            staff. I was soon surprised that Tito, whom I have known since            my            days on the Monarch of the Seas, is my room steward. Actually            he            remembered me quicker than I remembered him. The memory and            recognition of passengers by the crew is a phenomenon that has            always            amazed me.       
The Vision was            refurbished about a year ago and several venues popular on            newer            ships were added. The added venues carry the same name as used            on            other ships, but due to physical considerations are often            located in            different decks and different areas. To add to the confusion,            signage            is not always updated to reflect changes made during            refurbishment. Add these factors to my aging memory, and I            have the right to be            confused for the first day or so, but I manage to easily find            the            important stuff like my cabin, the Schooner bar and the            Loyalty            Lounges.
Assuming you have            read            earlier posts on my blog, you may remember that there was a            certain            karma that appeared to be in force to direct me to book the            world            cruise departing in January. On this cruise there is a            different            karma, but I don't know the meaning yet. Basically it is            something to            do with "time".
I haven't worn a            wristwatch in over 30 years, and as a result I usually have a            good            sense of time. Many times it would be a game with my children            to see            how accurately I could sense what time it was. To their            astonishment            it wasn't unusual for me to be accurate within a few minutes.            However            when I travel I do carry a small quartz pocket watch as that            is the            prudent thing to do.       
Trying to be            proactive, several days ago I decided it would be a good idea            to            replace the battery, otherwise it would probably run out while            I'm at            sea with no way to replace it. I took the watch to the battery            store            that advertises watch battery replacement. They popped the            back off,            installed a new battery, and tried to put the back on. Tried            is the            key word. Not only did they shatter the crystal, they bent the            watch            casing. Fortunately the watch was quite inexpensive, and they            insist            they have someone that will repair it and send it to me. We            will see.            At home I find an old wrist watch without a band, and after a            quick            trip to the store I replace the battery myself. At least I            have a            time piece for this cruise. I suppose if I were a shopper,            this could            give me a shopping mission while in one of the ports. I really            doubt            if that will happen, I hate to shop.
I also always bring            a            LED display alarm clock when I cruise. This provides a little            bit of            night light in my cabin, and most importantly I can set the            alarm if            I need to catch an early shore excursion or something. Well            for the            first time I forgot my alarm clock. I moved it off the            dresser, and I            will find it on my bed when I return home.
With two instances            of            "time" not working, I wouldn't think much about it. However            the            Captain during his noon time message just a few minutes ago            apologized to everyone for the ships time malfunction. We had            a time            change at 2 AM as we traveled East. This morning some of the            few            public clocks around the ship were observed running backwards.            Also            in the process of changing ships time, all wake up calls were            canceled from the system. I didn't need to be up early this            morning,            but the captain was late for his first meeting of the day.
Maybe by the end of            the cruise I will figure out the "time" karma. I can think of            several possibilities, but won't go there now.
Day 2 - Our first port was            Key            West. The people that control such things moved our birth from            the            usual cruise ship dock to the pier at the Navy facility. Many            passengers were grumbling, but personally I found it to be a            great            advantage. The shuttle tram pulled right up next to the ship            and took            us to the center of town. About a 15 minute trip during which            were            were given the usually talk from a tour guide.
Key west looked            unchanged from the last time I was here about 18 months ago.            Duval            street has several bars in each block interspersed with local            shops            selling tee shirts, cigars, and souvenirs. If you haven't been            to Key            West in recent years, my memory finds it much cleaner and less            seedy            than it was 20 or 30 years ago.
Since our ship is            docked at a naval facility, there is an additional security            checkpoint on our way back to the ship. Everyone was reminded,            at            least several times that we would have to have photo ID and            our sea            pass card to return to the ship. As expected several            passengers            didn't get the message. They endured an embarrassing lengthy            grilling            before the tram was allowed to proceed. I would like to think            this            wouldn't happen again, but I can assure you there are always a            few in            every group.
Day 3 – at sea. The            weather is great, party cloudy skies, temperatures in the mid            80's            and seas under 10 feet. The ship is steady as a rock as we            head south            east along the northern coast of Cuba headed for arrival in            Bonaire            on day 5.
Day 4 - Our second            day            at sea. The Skies are partly cloudy with warm temperatures.            The seas            have built some to probably about 15 feet. I expect the            captain has            the ships stabilizers out, but I have no way of knowing for            sure. The            wind has begun to whistle around Deck 11 where the concierge            lounge            is located, and there is a little pitch and roll as we            continue on            our journey, expecting arrival at Bonaire about 11 Am on day            5.
I meet with my            daughter Adrienne at the future cruise desk to book two            additional            cruises this morning. First is Alaska in May of 2016, and the            second            is an 8 day on the Freedom in 2017. The Alaskan trip I            actually have            been working on for several weeks and already have part of my            air,            train reservations, and some hotels booked. I need to make all            of my            arrangements now as waiting until after my next cruise will be            too            late.
When I first see            Adrienne she doesn't look well. A little pale, that greenish            look,            and certainly not here usual bubbly smile. She has had several            gall            bladder attacks recently, and is scheduled surgery the day            after we            return. (Yes Adrienne's surgeon gave the OK to take this cruise.) 
The            gall            stones combined with a touch of motion sickness and maybe an            extra            beverage or two and a heavy dinner last night and she isn't            doing            well. She asks her husband to retrieve more sea sickness            medicine            from the cabin.
After the bookings            are            complete, we go to the Windjammer and she eats a small bowl of            cereal. The comforting food, fresh air, and visual sight of            the            horizon, she soon begins to look and feel better. Marilyn,            Amie,            Adrienne, and Steve head off to sun on the deck, and I head to            the            Concierge Lounge to write.